At the last gun/knife show I attended, I was holding my 8 month old son. Lady walks up to me and says I think you spilled your coffee. I look down and had poo running out of his diaper and down my shirt and on to my jeans!!
Thanks for the chance Ernie. Thats one hell of a lot of posts!
Thanks for the chance. With that, how about a little knife humor.
A: How many knifemakers does it take to change a light bulb?
Q: About 5. Don't ask why, its just a stab in the dark!