Can't help Myself sometimes

Sean Jones

Well-Known Member
If a Milk Cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure ?

A signature line from someone on a different forum. Lol
 

ChrisRaymo

Active Member
Two muffins were in an oven.
One muffin turned to the other muffin and said "wow, is it hot in here."

The other muffin said "holy crap, a talking muffin!"
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What's the difference between a hoover vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The placement of the dirt bag.
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Two guys walked into a bar....
The third one ducked.
 

Brad Lilly

Moderator and Awards Boss
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

The inventer of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral

Why did Shakespeare use quills? Pencils confused him after all 2B or not 2B
 
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