Night before Christmas: Knife Dog style, everyone pitch in!

BruceM

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I'm starting this hoping others with poetic prowess may chime in.
Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas!


Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse,
but Mr. Janik tucked his deer rifle under the bed just in case.

The kevlar stockings were hung by the chimney with care
in hopes that Santa Carter would drop a big pointy Bowie in there

Ironwolf was nestled snug in the rack
while visions of Coye Ridgebacks danced in his head
(or was it IG's HT Relish that had him dancing instead)
 
i dont know how to rime but the wife bought me a 50lbs.bag of coal maybe some can add that in some how lol who said coal was a bad thing
 
The only thing bad aboutmgetting coal fro Christmas is if you get just a lump or two. A whole bag is awesome!
 
When out of my grinder there arose such a clatter,
The blade hit the quench bucket and OH! what a splatter,
When out of the kitchen,
The wife yelled with a shreik,
Don't cut anything off that you may need next week.
 
With wet mop in hand and a scowl on his face Steven sops up slack water all over the place.
When out of the misdst of worn belts and shellcracker blades he finds something there that brings a smile to his face.
 
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With a slight little smirk, Steve squints and finds, a payout check from ***pal...

...he lets out a soft sigh.

On Barker! on Mickley! on Murphy! and Bump!

On Eller! on Curtiss! on Pearce! and Joly!

...around Jan. 1 , just don't ask about holly!
 
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You guys crack me up,I have read this three times:lol:
and i'm sitting here with this stupid grin on my face.:34:
Waiting for my wife and kids to ask me whats wrong.
Thanks guys,

God bless,Keith
 
He was dressed all in denim from his head to his toe,
and I knew in an instant it must be Wayne Coe.
He carried a mug with a steaming warm glow,
and to guide him home later trailed his faithful freind, Moe.
 
And placing a dust mask over his nose,
He ground and he snarled and the profanities rose,
To harden the blade he trusted his forge,
And the clicking sound heard later was a flipper by George.
 
And I heard Tracy exclaim as he roasted coffee at night,
God bless this whole family,
who make up this site.
 
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You guys are killin me here. Nadine asked me four timesmwhat I was laughing about before I could answer.
 
And guarding our homeland from prairie to surf,
are magnificent warriors led by giants like Murph,
and supporting their heroes with spirits so keen,
are loving parents and wives like Nadine.
 
Late in the night I got up to go pee
Stealthy as a ninja I peeked under the tree
The house was all quiet except for the ticking of clocks
And among all the presents, I saw a Big Pink Lunchbox

:biggrin:
 
Dang, that las post by Steve sounds like he finished this little ditty. You all did great on this. Sorry but I can't ever get anything to rhyme.

The best that I can do is to say Merry Christmas to you all and I hope that next year is good for you too.
 
And there was IG
ensconced on his sofa
waiting for Denny to chime in
and contribute to this den.

Well, it kinda rhymed, even if it didn't make much sense.
 
I awoke in a panic, in my throat a big lump.
My dreams shattered, no knives from Janik or Bump.
When I went outside to get a few logs.
That's when it hit me!
The best present a guy could have...

...my friends at Knife Dogs.
 
I awoke in a panic, in my throat a big lump.
My dreams shattered, no knives from Janik or Bump.
When I went outside to get a few logs.
That's when it hit me!
The best present a guy could have...

...my friends at Knife Dogs.

Amen to that Brother!!!
 
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