Damn, Mark I googled paper hornet nests and that pic came up so I thought I'd use it. They always say if it's on the net it must be true!!!!!!

LOL!!!
I just can't get the image out of my head. Steve sitting at his desk working away and something catches his attention. He reaches over and turns down the radio, intently listening he hears the faint Buzzzz, Buzzzz, Buzzzz,.
Oh, the dang Cliff has got me gun shy and as he sits back into his chair, the cattle prod of death catches him in
buttocks, he jumps back to his feet and turns to see hornets all over the window, the walls are covered with them, can he, will he, make it to the door,.............. stay tuned for the next issue of,
As the Nest Warms!!!
Steve, this for future reference, when going for the gold,.......................
If you have ever been hit by them you know what it is all about. There is something about a hornets sting that hurts ten times worse than any sting you have ever had! I don't care if you are allergic or not you are gonna swell-up in the area you got stung!!!
I had a hole in the middle of my side yard. Not sure but I think it may have been a stump I cut off under the ground to left it rot out. Any way it is the first mowing of the year and I had put it off a while and the grass was about 6" high. I came across the hole the first time with the riding mower. I had no idea it was there. This area is kind of tight and I had to swing back around to cover the area.
So the second time I rode over the hole, I made them ground hornets really mad. The next time I never went directly over the hole but I was close enough, and they had, had enough. They hit me on the back of my ear, the back of the neck, two got inside of my shirt and they are still steady popping me.
I bailed off of the riding mower
(should tell you I had done away with the safety switch on the seat, so I didn't have to shut it down to pick up a limb or something else in the yard, so if you don't take it out of gear it would just keep on truckin)!! By the time I had got them off of me and looked up the lawn mower was half way across the yard and headed towards the neighbors flower bed. Lucky I a ran it down and got it stopped just before it mowed thru her flower bed the, one she is always working on!!! I sure would have hated that!!
I waited till dark and all of them had returned to the nest and poured about 2 gallons of gas down the hole, I could here them down there buzzing, and lit it off! Standing there chanting, burn baby burn. Revenge is sweet when served with a little gas!!!