Three Sisters Forge
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TOO FUNNY
I was at my local bank to make a deposit. I hand over the checks and deposit slip, she goes through the usual, now some small talk.
Bank Lady: You are in here quite often, what do you do?
Jim: I’m a knife maker.
Bank Lady: I have never heard of such a thing, do you have an office or go to peoples homes?
Jim: I have a shop off the back of my house.
Bank Lady: Where on earth do you find customers / clients ?
Jim: Some word of mouth, I have a web site and shows.
Band Lady: They have shows for this ?
Jim: Very big shows, the one this April in Eugene will be 400+ displays and thousands attend.
Bank Lady: I am shocked !!
Jim: I make all kinds, some for kitchen use, hunting, and some guys just collect them.
Bank Lady: That is terrible, I can’t believe that goes on.
Big pause, well, I guess I’ll be going, see you next week (Very uncomfortable now). As I step away, I hear her mutter in a disgusted tone:
Imagine that, a business of wife making.
I stop dead; “What did you say? WIFE MAKING !! NOOOO, KNIFE MAKING !! “
She turns bright red and departs. I am laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my cheeks.
I was at my local bank to make a deposit. I hand over the checks and deposit slip, she goes through the usual, now some small talk.
Bank Lady: You are in here quite often, what do you do?
Jim: I’m a knife maker.
Bank Lady: I have never heard of such a thing, do you have an office or go to peoples homes?
Jim: I have a shop off the back of my house.
Bank Lady: Where on earth do you find customers / clients ?
Jim: Some word of mouth, I have a web site and shows.
Band Lady: They have shows for this ?
Jim: Very big shows, the one this April in Eugene will be 400+ displays and thousands attend.
Bank Lady: I am shocked !!
Jim: I make all kinds, some for kitchen use, hunting, and some guys just collect them.
Bank Lady: That is terrible, I can’t believe that goes on.
Big pause, well, I guess I’ll be going, see you next week (Very uncomfortable now). As I step away, I hear her mutter in a disgusted tone:
Imagine that, a business of wife making.
I stop dead; “What did you say? WIFE MAKING !! NOOOO, KNIFE MAKING !! “
She turns bright red and departs. I am laughing so hard there are tears streaming down my cheeks.