Janik and I are going to the Travis Brush Ranch this weekend to help get blinds set up for the American Valor Hunt we had the raffle for last month. We really don’t have to do much. It’s more of an excuse to go somewhere for the weekend and poke around in the woods, drink beer and shoot guns.
The ranch is near the Wisconsin and Minnesota border near LaCrosse WI
This is how the meet up conversation went yesterday:
J: The ranch is by LaCrosse but it’s probably closer to Winona. Can you get to Winona?
T: Yes. I can get to both. OK so it’s by Winona
J: yeah, about 30 miles from there.
T: What time?
J: I am leaving at 5 so I’ll get there about 9.
T: You are leaving at 5?
J: Yeah, I can't sleep any longer than that. All the snoring keeps me awake.
T: Not yours.
J: Not mine.
T: OK. It’s 2.5 hours for me. I’ll leave at 8 and be there around 10:30
J: I might leave later.
T: What time?
J: Maybe 7. Let’s meet for lunch in Centerville.
T: Where is that?
J: By the ranch.
T: I thought Winona was by the ranch?
J: So is Centerville. It’s just down the road.
T: So meet in Centerville.
J: Yeah. We’ll have lunch at the Jailhouse Saloon.
T: So meet there for lunch?
J: Yeah. Around 11,11:30,noon, what ever.
T: so 11:30? I’ll drink beer till you get there.
J: I don’t give a s***. Drink whatever you want.
T: OK, I’ll leave a 9 and get there at 11:30.
J: Yeah. Go to Centerville. Do you know where that is?
T: Yeah, by the ranch.
J: Yeah
T: and the ranch is by Lacrosse but it’s closer to Winona so go there instead.
J: Yeah. Go to the middle of town. It’s not very big. Go to the 4 way flashing lights. In the Southeast corner of that intersection is a steak house called Beatles. You can’t miss it.
T: So middle of town, flashing lights, steak house, can’t miss it.
J: Yeah.
T: it’s called Beatles? Like the bug?
J: Yeah, Beatles. South east corner, you can’t miss it.
T: So meet there?
J: No, go a couple blocks north of there to the Jailhouse Saloon.
T: So don’t go to Beatles, go two blocks north of there.
J: Yeah. We’ll go to Beatles for supper but we aren’t going there for lunch. Across the street is another steak house but we aren’t going there either.
T: So you gave me directions to a place we aren’t going?
J: Yeah. They’re Wisconsin directions.
T: OK, that makes sense then. The ranch is by Lacrosse, don’t go there. Go to Winona instead. Meet in Centerville for lunch instead of the ranch. Go to Beatles but don’t go in cause we are going there for supper, not lunch. Go to Jailhouse Saloon two blocks north of there. I can drink beer until you get there.
J: Yeah. What’s so hard about that?
T: not a thing. I can drink beer till you get there.
The ranch is near the Wisconsin and Minnesota border near LaCrosse WI
This is how the meet up conversation went yesterday:
J: The ranch is by LaCrosse but it’s probably closer to Winona. Can you get to Winona?
T: Yes. I can get to both. OK so it’s by Winona
J: yeah, about 30 miles from there.
T: What time?
J: I am leaving at 5 so I’ll get there about 9.
T: You are leaving at 5?
J: Yeah, I can't sleep any longer than that. All the snoring keeps me awake.
T: Not yours.
J: Not mine.
T: OK. It’s 2.5 hours for me. I’ll leave at 8 and be there around 10:30
J: I might leave later.
T: What time?
J: Maybe 7. Let’s meet for lunch in Centerville.
T: Where is that?
J: By the ranch.
T: I thought Winona was by the ranch?
J: So is Centerville. It’s just down the road.
T: So meet in Centerville.
J: Yeah. We’ll have lunch at the Jailhouse Saloon.
T: So meet there for lunch?
J: Yeah. Around 11,11:30,noon, what ever.
T: so 11:30? I’ll drink beer till you get there.
J: I don’t give a s***. Drink whatever you want.
T: OK, I’ll leave a 9 and get there at 11:30.
J: Yeah. Go to Centerville. Do you know where that is?
T: Yeah, by the ranch.
J: Yeah
T: and the ranch is by Lacrosse but it’s closer to Winona so go there instead.
J: Yeah. Go to the middle of town. It’s not very big. Go to the 4 way flashing lights. In the Southeast corner of that intersection is a steak house called Beatles. You can’t miss it.
T: So middle of town, flashing lights, steak house, can’t miss it.
J: Yeah.
T: it’s called Beatles? Like the bug?
J: Yeah, Beatles. South east corner, you can’t miss it.
T: So meet there?
J: No, go a couple blocks north of there to the Jailhouse Saloon.
T: So don’t go to Beatles, go two blocks north of there.
J: Yeah. We’ll go to Beatles for supper but we aren’t going there for lunch. Across the street is another steak house but we aren’t going there either.
T: So you gave me directions to a place we aren’t going?
J: Yeah. They’re Wisconsin directions.
T: OK, that makes sense then. The ranch is by Lacrosse, don’t go there. Go to Winona instead. Meet in Centerville for lunch instead of the ranch. Go to Beatles but don’t go in cause we are going there for supper, not lunch. Go to Jailhouse Saloon two blocks north of there. I can drink beer until you get there.
J: Yeah. What’s so hard about that?
T: not a thing. I can drink beer till you get there.